http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QEsjd1WZuY
Scorpio!He’ll sting you with his dreams of power and wealth.Beware of Scorpio!His twisted twin obsessions are his plot to rule the worldAnd his employees’ health.He’ll welcome you into his lairLike the nobleman welcomes his guestWith free dental care and a stock plan that helps you invest!But beware of his generous pensionsPlus three weeks paid vacation each yearAnd on Fridays, the lunchroom serves hot dogs and burgers and beer!He loves German beer!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QEsjd1WZuY

Scorpio!
He’ll sting you with his dreams of power and wealth.
Beware of Scorpio!
His twisted twin obsessions are his plot to rule the world
And his employees’ health.
He’ll welcome you into his lair
Like the nobleman welcomes his guest
With free dental care and a stock plan that helps you invest!
But beware of his generous pensions
Plus three weeks paid vacation each year
And on Fridays, the lunchroom serves hot dogs and burgers and beer!
He loves German beer!

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